I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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