Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
i out mim tonsoeep
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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