i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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