Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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