Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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