those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
do herpes really smell.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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