): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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