So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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