Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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