Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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