Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She announced her abortion via fbk
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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