Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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