one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
