STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Your tits are I can't wait for
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
