Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I don't deserve a penis
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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