I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
two words...techno handjob
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We're too hungover to prance.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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