I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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