I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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