And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
