just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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