I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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