The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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