You can't special order awesome
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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