im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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