im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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