Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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