I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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