After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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