I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
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Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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