Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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