Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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