Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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