so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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