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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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