im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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