Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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