Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
last night I used snow as a chaser
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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