Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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The adults are the big ones right?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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