I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
