the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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