How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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