He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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