They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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