Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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