I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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