...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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