just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I see more hoeing in ur future
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