You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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