spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
this will be a night to untag.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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