i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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