I must be too annoying 4 u.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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