alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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