I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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