that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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