I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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