Your mouth is God's brothel.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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